Crack House Appartments

Looks like the situation is normal. First the fire department shows up then the ambulance to cart of the druggie whom has O.D.! The fun never ends!!

Allah flight

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R --Allah be Praised !!"

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to on runway 27L."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L.- -Allah is Great !!"

Pause: Static.............

Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !!! "

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?

Momma and Poppa

Did I tell you all that Nutz and Crackerz are parents? Well we are surprise!!! Keep up with the latest happenings of Crazy Crumbz as she tells you all about her new experiances and crazy parents at her own cool blog site.

She was born June 8 at 6:22pm... Damn another southern girl in the family... I think I need to get a GRITS bumper sticker!
Nutz

This was cool..

Some where on the news they said something like 50 boats were coming to Norfolk.. We saw a few of these in front of the house this evening!! Cool! Sort of what the harbor looked like when GW kicked the crap out of our British friends a couple hundred years ago!

Mans best friend

Have you ever heard that a dog "knows" when an earthquake is about to hit?

Have you ever heard that a dog can "sense" when a tornado is stirring up, even twenty miles away?

Do you remember hearing that, before the December tsunami struck Southeast Asia, dogs started running frantically away from the seashore, at breakneck speed?

I'm a firm believer that animals - and especially dogs - have keen insights into the Truth.

And you can't tell me that dogs can't sense a potentially terrible disaster well in advance.

Simply said, a good ol' hound dog just KNOWS when something isn't right . . when impending doom is upon us . . .when Nature, itself, is being twisted .

Andrea & Barry

Well, we are 2 for 2 here in hampton roads with respect to storms impacting the region.. First there was Andrea which formed as a low pressure system from canada, spun out into the warm waters of the gulfstream, of course after dumping some wind and rain on the tidewater. Then became the first "sub" tropical storm of the year. Second came Barry which gave us another blow and some rain as well.. Cool, I can handle the little ones.. the big ones make me a tad bit nervous
Nutz

Partagas

Here is a new one from the Cigar Dave collection. Partagas 1845 (Cifuentes y Cia)

Draw: Pretty smooth, a little tough at the beginning.

Burn Time: A shorty.. only sucked on this for about 25min.

Uniform Burn: The cigar burned well through out the evolution.

Flavor: I was suprised with this one, the flavor was actually not quite what I have come to expect from the Cigar Dave Collection... A lot bitter.. kind of like the kind of bitterness you get when you get to the very end of a cigar.

After Taste: TBD

Price: Unknown Cigar Dave Special

Purchase Again: Nope

Click on the picture!!

Yes I am only half crazy.. especially when Crackerz is around... I am trying to test something for the anticipated arrival of Crazy Crumbs!!!!

Just a thought...

So there i was driving to work today and a thought crossed my mind as I sat in the ultra fast lane going 10 over and getting passed and tailgated like i was the little old lady from Pasadena. Anyhow here was my thought... everyone these days is talking about global warming and the threat that it poses to the world. Where are the facts? Rush was talking a couple of day ago about how in the alps, abandoned silver mines have been found as some glaciers have retreated? Anyhow we all know that the earth wobbles about its polar axis. Is it possible that the earth wobbles in its yearly progression / orbit around the sun? The third rock gets a little closer to that star we call the "sun" on some laps and further on others? After all gravity is not just an earth thing, it is a whole universe thing... If momma does wobble like a drunken sailor in Thailand in the big orbit, could this effect the global temperature more then man could possibly even consider possible by automobile exhaust and burning the Amazonian jungles? Just a thought... I am still waiting for an answer as to what caused the last ice age to go away... you know the one that created the great lakes! I think uncle sugar needs to spend a few billion to launch a probe to measure the wobble...
Nutz

Too funny not to post..

For those math majors who should have been comedy majors!

Another Grad in the Family!

Congrats to Niza in her recent graduation from college down in Texas! Just goes to show ya we are all not a bunch of missspeeeling retreds!

Nutz

Almost 10 years ago!

This is me in Germany drinking my way to my Phd in Beerology! Special thanks to Chris Kerns who found the photo in some old boxes. BTW he is the one across the table with the HRC t-shirt on! Yes this is a classic "Nutz" photo... looks like no ones camera is immune to the self photo!

More OV Fun...

Check it out, an illegeal driving a dump truck side swiped a parked pickup truck across the street.. I dialed 911 and reported a "hit and run"... The illegals eventually returned, I guess the border was too far away!! Yes they were illegal! No habla ingles!!! no policia por favor!! At least they did not have RPG's and AK's and were looking at making some sailors dance! Bill come save Norfolk as well!

Nutz

More Excitement at the crack house appartments

Once again, Norfolks bravest are doing their thing at the appartments across the street. Some interesting things have happened there int he past few years, car fires over doses etc... Let the good time roll!

Delivering the Goods!

My "friends" yesterday at lunch said I should post this particular story to the blog as it qualifies as bloggable.
So there I was Friday afternoon cutting the grass, edging, sweeping, ranking, whacking and doing all the normal weekly yard chores. I finished up, put away my tools shut the garage door and proceeded to get out of my dirty clothes. After all the washer and dryer are in the garage so why carry things upstairs when I do not have to? I gut buck naked and my next stop was the shower. Not an un normal thing for me to do, streak the house after working in the yard. It is almost out door shower weather as well, however this week was a bit too cool. So in the house I went. Just as I spun the corner from the garage to the main hallway, the mail man rang our door bell and was looking through our doorway windows! Busted, in my birthday suit by the mail man. Well what else can ya do other then wave and meet the fellow at the door! I did not do that! I did sheepishly turn around, hide behind a wall for a count of ten then laughed my way all the way to the shower!
NUTZ