A friend of mine was recently featured in a Wall Street Journal article concerning Christmas gifts for spouses, in particular, female spouses. Here is a quick snippet from the article.
I feel for ya buddy! If the ladies want to be subtle, use a bat! Otherwise you will get what you get. Also, encourage Victoria's Secret and Anne Taylor to provide free whiskey shots for all purchases over $50! Just imagine the "stimulation" this would create!
Don't loose too much sleep over it though, I got my wife nose hair clippers for Christmas one year and she still loves me!
A Michigan man has filed a federal lawsuit claiming his constitutional rights were violated when he was ordered to remove a Nativity scene from the median of a public road — a creche that his family has displayed at the location for 63 years.
All because of an out of state organization does not like it! Where is the community support?
There will be no nativity scene in Congress this year!
The Supreme Court has not ruled that there cannot be a nativity scene in the Capitol this Christmas season. Nor is there any religious reason.
There was not even a problem finding enough asses for the stable. They simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the nation's capital.