Friends and Crackerz Family

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

Redneck FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

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FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.

Redneck FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.

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FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.

Redneck FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night

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FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

Redneck FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!"
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FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.

Redneck Friends: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.

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FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".

Redneck FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".

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FRIENDS: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.

Redneck FRIENDS: Will knock them the F out!!

FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk

Redneck FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you don’t get caught

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FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

Redneck FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up.

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FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.

Redneck FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route.

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FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

Redneck FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but hey, that shit was fun "

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FRIENDS: Cry with you.

Redneck FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some vagisil on your vagina.

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FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

Redneck FRIENDS: Steal each other’s stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.

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FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.

Redneck FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.

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FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

Redneck FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

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FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that’s what the crowd is doing.

Redneck FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you.

Crack House Appartments

Looks like the situation is normal. First the fire department shows up then the ambulance to cart of the druggie whom has O.D.! The fun never ends!!

Allah flight

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R --Allah be Praised !!"

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to on runway 27L."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L.- -Allah is Great !!"

Pause: Static.............

Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !!! "

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?

Momma and Poppa

Did I tell you all that Nutz and Crackerz are parents? Well we are surprise!!! Keep up with the latest happenings of Crazy Crumbz as she tells you all about her new experiances and crazy parents at her own cool blog site.

She was born June 8 at 6:22pm... Damn another southern girl in the family... I think I need to get a GRITS bumper sticker!
Nutz

This was cool..

Some where on the news they said something like 50 boats were coming to Norfolk.. We saw a few of these in front of the house this evening!! Cool! Sort of what the harbor looked like when GW kicked the crap out of our British friends a couple hundred years ago!

Mans best friend

Have you ever heard that a dog "knows" when an earthquake is about to hit?

Have you ever heard that a dog can "sense" when a tornado is stirring up, even twenty miles away?

Do you remember hearing that, before the December tsunami struck Southeast Asia, dogs started running frantically away from the seashore, at breakneck speed?

I'm a firm believer that animals - and especially dogs - have keen insights into the Truth.

And you can't tell me that dogs can't sense a potentially terrible disaster well in advance.

Simply said, a good ol' hound dog just KNOWS when something isn't right . . when impending doom is upon us . . .when Nature, itself, is being twisted .

Andrea & Barry

Well, we are 2 for 2 here in hampton roads with respect to storms impacting the region.. First there was Andrea which formed as a low pressure system from canada, spun out into the warm waters of the gulfstream, of course after dumping some wind and rain on the tidewater. Then became the first "sub" tropical storm of the year. Second came Barry which gave us another blow and some rain as well.. Cool, I can handle the little ones.. the big ones make me a tad bit nervous
Nutz