Send a Fax to your Congressman the Nerd way

Send a fax, kill some trees, keep the Axe Men in Washgington state employed!
1. What is my senators fax number they are published here!
2. Ok quick type out a quick letter to your congressman.

Dear Senator Webb:
I am a constituent of your here in the Common Wealth of Virginia. I think new health care bill is a waste of our tax dollars. Please oppose the Baucus legislation.

PS. If the government is having issues getting the new bill on line, please send to my address via US Mail ( I hear they are hurting for business) and my 2yr old will scan to PDF and post directly to the web in about 20 minutes!

Sincerely,
NUTZ

2. Save your word file some place you can find it like on the desk top.
3. Go to faxzero.com and follow the onscreen directions
4. You will get a quick email back from faxzero confirming the fax you are sending. Be sure to open the email and click on the link.

That is it, your fax has been sent!

Friends and Crackerz Family

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