AAAAAAH!!!

Ok, this is a re-post..... AAAAAH!  These two just make the whole "rape" claim week!  A shame  for when there really is a rape..
Be sure to go to the page and check out the mug shots of these winner!

False Rape Claim Over Bad Sex

Cops: Tennessee women solicited cigarettes in exchange for liaison

JANUARY 28--Two Tennessee women who accused a man of rape have admitted to cops that they had consensually agreed to sex with him in exchange for a pack of cigarettes. One woman told investigators that the duo filed a phony police report because they "didn't enjoy the sex," according to cops. Jessica Kathleen Alexander, 18, and Tammy Nicole Ortega, 29, were arrested today for filing a false police report. Alexander, top, and Ortega are pictured below in mug shots taken by the Washington County Sheriff's Office. The women had originally claimed that they had been assaulted last night by two men outside a Telford home. But Alexander and Ortega subsequently confessed to having a consensual encounter with a man they had met on a telephone chat line (and who agreed to their sex-for-cigarettes proposition). After recanting the rape claim, Alexander told cops that they accused the man "because they didn't enjoy the sex," according to a sheriff's news release. Both women are being held in the county lockup in advance of their scheduled arraignment tomorrow morning in Jonesborough Session Court. Police have not identified the accused man, who still could be charged with solicitation in connection with the sex-for-cigarettes arrangement.(1 page)

Wall Street Journal

A friend of mine was recently featured in a Wall Street Journal article concerning Christmas gifts for spouses, in particular, female spouses. Here is a quick snippet from the article.

"It's simple, really. Sometimes men aren't listening to their wives. But just as often, women aren't clear about their desires. They want men to pick up on their subtle clues, rather than telling them outright what they'd like. As one woman I know explains, "It means we are special to them if they detect what we want without us telling them."

I feel for ya buddy! If the ladies want to be subtle, use a bat! Otherwise you will get what you get. Also, encourage Victoria's Secret and Anne Taylor to provide free whiskey shots for all purchases over $50! Just imagine the "stimulation" this would create!

Don't loose too much sleep over it though, I got my wife nose hair clippers for Christmas one year and she still loves me!

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