Saturday, December 31, 2005

New Years 2005-2006







As usual we did not spend new years eve asleep shortly after the ball dropped in the Big Apple. Hardly the case with us. This year was unlike last years blow out however it was fun none the less and a great way to spend an evening and kill time to the big event.
Keith and Chandy had Ant-Knee, his lovely wife, Ms Anne, Larry, Chris and of course Nutz and Crackerz over for a little holiday treat and a progessive 8 course dinner complete with all the fixings and some fantastic creme bru-lay! for desert. A great way to spread out the courses and occupy our minds and stomachs. Chandy is a great cook and Keith well he likes to ambush us with whitty comments. A fun couple and great friends. As was the rest of the crowd we hung with on this night.
2005 was a great year, full of fun and rewarding experiances. I am glad we had the opportunity to spend it with some great people and of course meet new and exciting people as well. Change is part of the game, if we are not changing well things are just plain boring. Thanks to all who had an impact on us in 2005. Even those bad apples who left a sour taste in mine or Crackerz mouth. If it was not for you knuckle heads, we would have no one to laugh about, except maybe oursleves.
Here a question to ponder over the next 365 days, what are we calling this decade we are in? It is no longer the nineties, how about the oughts? Ought-six should be pretty darn good.

Monday, December 26, 2005

Red Neck Holiday in the Swamp









Now north Florida is actually pretty nice when you are in the Pensacola, Destin, Ft. Walton Beach area. However when you are points south of Tallhassee, things tend to the get a little rural and red necky if you will. Someone once claimed that this area was filled with red necks and pine trees. Well when my inlaws are in the area, you can bet that something in that saying is true.
Although I must tread lightly here or else my favorite mother in law will shoot me with the revolver she keeps above the kitchen cabinets! I am not sure if this is an indicator of being a red neck or just living in a rough neighborhood. I am also not sure if the trailer "park" where thier hunting camp is delinieates being a red neck? Another hint is the 6 Ford pickup trucks that are parked next to the trailers; is that an little indicator of being red in the neck? I can say these good old boys can't shoot to save thier lives and neither can this here damn yankee! So I think we need to practice.
Mama does not need to practice otherwise there might be some boiled Nutz for dinner some night? Oh yeah, you can also get boiled peanuts in this area as well.
So here is a good question for ya, either I really like my in-laws or I really dont like my in-laws? You know they must like me otherwise I might just end up in a dog box on the bottom of the Icopuctka River! I like em.
Yee haaw! Papa, I think I need some lessons on driving the truck.. Amazing where a slightly modified pickup truck can go.
Seriously, it was a good time, thanks for having us.

P.S. I am just kidding about the who red neck thing, you my family, are all way to smart and have too many teeth to be real red necks! However it sure is fun pretending to be country!
Nutz

Saturday, December 24, 2005

Nutz and Crackerz head to Dixie for X-mas

So you all stay out of our crib in OV or else you might get wacked!
Talking OV there continues to be changes in the area, most recently and closest to our crib, a house was demolished and I am guessing a new high dollar house is going to be constructed. Cool. Additionally the piece of property behind our house is for sale. This could be a good deal if we play our cards right. Additionally down the road at our favorite el cheapo gas station, there is a modular home going up. Pretty darn cool! There was a large crane that slung pre constructed walls and floors. This is an interesting way to do construction these days, a little bit like an IKEA house on a truck.
Like I said we are on our way down to Dixie and Crackerz and I are keeping track of our arguments. Last year we had a big blow out argument on the way back up. Kind of fun. Anyhow I am keeping track, I can do this because I am sitting shotgun, kind of hard to type and drive, however I am having fun none the less. Ok so here are the latest stats.
1. Taking 264 across town vice 64 around town, a difference of 5 miles. Crackerz won on account of a traffic accident.
2. Beeping the horn at retards in front of us. Tie… my car she is a little at the up take. I can live with the evil glare from her.
3. Driving a stick and eating McDonalds hamburgers is traffic. I won this one… Crackerz just needs to relax and learn how to drive with her knees.
4. Well I would have posted this a little earlier however Crackerz only drove for 5 total hours of our 30hr commute back and forth from Dixie.
5. Ahh and our last argument, Crackerz getting mad at me for protecting my "safety bubble" in front of my car.

Yep I even had the illuminated wreath on the front of the car!

Yep another Dewey driving adventure. No flat tire this time.

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Crackerz Ages to 34


Surprise!
Well at least she said she was surprised. I am still in doubt anyhow te surprise birthday party the Behr’s and I threw for her was fun. The only unfortunate event is Crackerz did not make bean dip on the carpeting before we left and some of the guests who were invited, came to the wrong address. Sorry guys, I fat fingered a digit. Oh well wish you were there but we still had fun with out you. Maybe next time.
Talking next time, there have been a few requests for a taco night. I am guessing the natives are getting restless and want to go back to their Mexican roots. Soo, maybe I will get a wild hair up my but and in mid January fire up the pork and beef and create some of the grand poobahs elixir of life.
Back to crackerz B-day, she was like a little kid. We woke up at 6am, not by choice of course and she wanted to open here presents so of course I had to oblige. So she ran down stairs and grabbed her goodies and proceeded to tear into them. I am yet to figure out what her favorite gift is was however I am guessing it is the pair of black shoes I got her. In case you are curious, they were some black crocs. Some new fan dangled rubber shoe that is actually quite comfortable. I purchased a pair in Denver to be used as shower shoes on the boat. My addidas suicide sandals were starting to come apart and the crocs are a solid piece of injection molding. Hopefully they will fare me well. For the investors, crocs are currently a privately held company however the rumor mill has it that they are supposed to go public some time in 2006.
That sounds weird, 2006. Interesting. Anyhow my dear, Happy birthday! Hopefully you got something you wanted and something that you needed.

Sunday, December 18, 2005

The "Turkeys" come home to roost...






At naval station whitetrash lanes!

Yep the Dewbehrs were out in force on Saturday night living large and playing the ultimate game from Milwakee. Good times were had by all, especially after Nutz had a full pitcher of budweiser in his gut. This, by the way is when he bolwed his trukey! Crackerz did well for a beginner however she will have to work on her form and swing... Lawarence of Q8 also did quite well but his perfomance rapidly deteriorated after pitcher #2 of bud! However consistancy for the night goes to the lovely Mrs Behr... she could not be stopped! Until nex time my dear. Plan on the lanes being the starting point for the "whitetrash" party!


A little known AMF triva for you.. Bolwing alleys are made in Muskegon Michigan by AMF, American Manufactureres of Fun! Go figure.
Nutz

Lawrence Gets Knifed!


Merry merry amigo.. dont cut your fingers off!
LOL
Nutz & Crackerz

Thursday, December 15, 2005

The grinch hangs a tree.


Ok I did not hang it from the big oak out back like that guy who did that to santa in Miami or in cracker county "Miama" and hanging is not really the corrrect word. Additionally Crackerz is here telling me that this is a really long run on sentance!! Anyhow I know I spelled sentence wrong, I was checking to see if anyone else caught it. Anyhow we put up our tree and Crackerz has yet to take some pictures for me to post on the blog. Anyhow our tree is positioned in such a way where crackerz needs to get on her hands and knees to plug in the lights. Kind of funny.. Ok, the tree looks nice and of course it is a huge fire magnet. The nice thing is we are in OV and the fire department is always crusing up and down the street looking for some action.
Soo we are just waiting on crackerz to snap some fotos for you all to enjoy...
Merry merry Christmas that is... here is some food for your pipe... Not to slam the other religions out there but in the spirit of political correctness, are we to call the menorah the holiday candle set? I like our christmas tree! So bah humbug to political correctness you panziez.
Nutz

Monday, December 12, 2005

More Trigger Pullers




The Trigger Pullers of Tomorrow...






Incase you thinking I was only imagining that I was up in Newport Rhode Island for a school, enclosed are some snap shots of the Warriors of tomorrows Navy. These cats will be all over the world, today, tomorrow and during the holidays so you all can sleep at night.
The names have been changed to protect the innocent!
Merry Merry. Nutz

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Wrapping up for the Holidays

Well I am down to the wire here in sunny but chilly Newport Rhode Island. When I arrived back in November, the sun was out, the leaves were changing and I was wearing shorts and a sweat shirt. Today the brightly shining sun did not move the mercury much above freezing.
My experience here in Newport has been interesting and fun. This prepatory step for my next job aboard an aircraft carrier was a bit of an eye opener however no challenge is too great. I have meet some good people here in the school and I am sure our paths will cross again here in the future. The navy and the world is way too small for us to flunk the six degrees of separation rule.
I have a couple of new Norfolk friends who I will try to get into the fold. All are pilot types which is good, cant stand the penguins, you know those guys that have wings but don’t fly. Just kidding, about the whole penguin thing, wizzos are not that bad, especially you, “Merv the Perv”.
It was also nice have meet up with some new old friends, Spock and Nichole. I am sad that id did not spend more time with them however our schedules did not necessarily mesh. Oh well, too bad, soo sad. I will see them again before you know it. Rumor has it that they will be coming to Norfolk here in the not so distant future.
Well time is getting late, I have to meet the gang over at the officers club for one last Thursday night of lobster and beer on the cheap. Then it is off to the Providence airport to pick up my lovely wife Crackerz who has set aside her busy weekend to ride down the coast with her husband. I sure hope she likes snow and the cold cuz we are supposed to get hammered early Friday morning!! Should be fun…
Alas I forget, Phoenixcrematoryservices.com had their first removal last night. So if you are in the west Michigan area and contemplating death and need to be removed, post mortem and cremated, think of Phoenix for your final voyage.

Monday, December 05, 2005

Crackerz for the Holiday!


Crackerz family did a little decratin for the holidays! That jolly old fat man better bring some buck shot and white lightnin for stocking stuffers!! Or the other 7 will get it as well!

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Go..Beat.. Win!




A weekend of sports how much fun is that? Anyhow as Crackerz was in the wrink, I was on the edge of the field of battle.... The Army v. Navy game in sunny but chilly Philadelphia, PA. A good time and if you ever get the opportunity to ever head up and catch the game, I highly encourage it.
My vantage point in the nose bleed section of the stadium was actually pretty good. Bring some stuff to tailgate with and of course dress warm. Oooh it was chilly, where was my hip flask??

Oh, by the way, my team won! My team always wins on Army Navy Weekend!!

Hockey Fun!!


A Saturday night and my husband's out of town...what better place to be than a Norfolk Admiral's hockey game with my good friends Anne, Chris and Larry. We had seats right behind the penalty box and enjoyed listening to the harrassing comments made by the die-hard fans!

This picture was taken from across the arena by my boss, Bill. Just goes to show you, nothing you do is a secret! :-)

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Some food for thought!

For the liberal readers... Bombard them with facts..

If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theater of operations during the last 22 months, and a total of 2112 deaths, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000.
The rate in Washington D.C. Is 80.6 per 100,000. That means that you are about 25% more likely to be shot and killed in our Nation's Capitol, which has some of the strictest gun control laws in the nation, than you are in Iraq.
Conclusion: We should immediately pull out of Washington D.C

Some good logic, especially in OV!

This is from a friend of mine who got it from some other site, which supposedly came from an episcopal preist. I am gald I can claim episcopal on my dog tags. Thanks CB

Marksmanship
1) Beware of the man with one gun.
2) Fancy guns, sights, and gadgetry do not make up for a lack of marksmanship.
3) If you can't do it with a .30-06 you probably can't do it with anything else.
4) If you can't do it with a 2 MOA firearm you probably can't do it with anything else.
5) Sight picture and trigger control are life.
6) Practice, practice, practice!
7) A close miss is still a miss.
8) Smoothness first, the speed will come.
9) Most gun writers are pathological liars.

Internal Ballistics
1) There ain't no magic powders!
2) Details! It's in the details.
3) Tiny increments in velocity are meaningless.
4) Most gun writers are pathological liars.

External Ballistics
1) There ain't no magic bullets!
2) Divide the range at which someone claims to have shot their deer by 4 to get the real range.
3) Always get as close as possible.
4) Don't believe manufacturer's claims.
5) In the battle between velocity and accuracy, accuracy always wins.
6) Most gun writers are pathological liars.

Terminal Ballistics
1) There ain't no magic bullets!
2) Only center hits count
3) Make the biggest diameter hole you can to let blood out and air in.
4) Make the deepest hole you can to insure that vital organs and nerve centers can be reached from all impact angles.
5) "Service" your threat until it is no longer a threat.
6) No small arm can guarantee 100% instant incapacitation of a determined adversary--man or beast.
7) Don't believe manufacturer's claims.
8) Most gun writers are pathological liars.

Gunfighting
1) Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns.
2) Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.
3) If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough nor using cover correctly.
4)Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal movements are preferred.)
5) If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a long gun and a friend with a long gun.
6) In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
7) If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading, and running.
8) Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting standards will be more dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of the gun.
9) Use a gun that works EVERY TIME. Don't trust an untested gun.
10)Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.
11) Always cheat = always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
12) Have a plan. A bad plan quickly executed is better than no plan.
13) Have a back-up plan, because the first none won't work.
14) Use cover and concealment as much as possible.
15) Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours."
16) Always tactically reload and threat scan 360 degrees.
17) Watch their hands. Hands kill. (In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them).
18)Decide to be AGGRESSIVE enough, QUICKLY enough.
19) The faster you finish the fight, the less shot up you will get.
20) Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun, the caliber of which does not start with a "4."

Life in General
1) Good manners are always in good taste. Treat others the way you want them to treat you.
2) Better to be over-dressed than under-dressed.
3) Be kind and courteous to everyone you meet but have a plan to kill them.
4) One can not have too many good books, to much good wine, or too much ammo.
5) Cats are a good judge of character.
6) Learn something new every day.
7) Good grammar is a sign of a sharp mind.
8) Your word must be your bond.
9) Stay alert!
10) True friends that will stick by you no matter what are a rarity. Cherish them.
11) YOU are responsible for what happens to you.
12) You are NOT entitled to an easy life and luxuries.
13) Always do the right thing. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
14) Flowers say "I'm sorry," chocolate says "I love you."
15) Don't do stupid things, don't associate with stupid people, don't go to stupid places, and don't live in stupid areas.
16) Do not rely on the government for anything, especially your survival.
17) Don't be upset by people who don't like you or who speak ill of you. They are the ones who have lost your friendship.

Faith
1) God is the one in charge, but don't expect him to just do everything for you. He gave you a brain and muscles for a reason.
2) Pray daily.
3) Showing Christ's love does not mean you have to accept as "OK" every behavior of every person. It just means that you have \r\nto treat everyone with respect and compassion."
4) You will be a better witness by example than by bible thumping.
5) God doesn't care if you are Baptist, Catholic, Episcopalian, or whatever. He cares about how well you follow his directions.
6) When you talk to God, remember to listen.

Cooking
1) Don't overdo the seasonings.
2) An unwatched pot usually boils over.
3) Simple, hearty food, is the best--especially when shared by friends.
4) A day without red wine is not a complete day.
5) Fresh baked bread negates the cholesterol in butter.
6) Use fresh ingredients.
7) The most critical ingredient in a recipe you are working on is the one you ran out of last week.

Woodworking
1) Don't buy cheap cutting tools.
2) Measure 3 times, cut once.
3) You can make a board shorter, you can't make it longer.
4) A properly aligned table saw will get out of alignment at the most critical cut of the project.
5) Don't believe dimensions given in a project's plans until you have checked them.
6) A sharp pencil will always be on the other side of your work area.
7) Before beginning to screw and glue check the fit of all pieces.

Monday, November 28, 2005

Gas Prices and You!

People like to make fun of me beacuse I drive a little firther to save a few pennies when I fill up my fuel tank. Although the financial saving is good for my bottom line. It is also better for the bottom line of the service station owner whose establishment i am purchasing fuel from. This inidividual is the true capitolist and I am rewarding him for his services. This past sunday as I drove Crackerz to the Boston Logan Airport, I was shopping and looking for the service station owner I want to reward. It was amazing to see the range of prices for "IDENTICAL" products. gasoline is gasoline is gasoline. If you dont have it your car will not run. Just like air, you dont breath it you will not live.
Anyhow for the 87 octane fuel I was shopping for, prices ranged from $1.97 to $2.39. Where do you think I purchased my gas? How much do you think the gas station owners paid for gas the gas they sold me? The same price as November delivery for whole sale unleaded gasoline about $1.65. Tack on a few more cents for delivery and storage and everything over that is profit. and profit per gallon.
So next time you are looking for a fill up. Reward the guy who is looking out for your bottom line. Not the guy who is raking you ove the coals!

More OV lovin, .357 style

Once again the love runs deep and bloody on the "bay" streets of Norfolks Ocean View community. There is something to be said for packing "heat" when out on a sunday stroll through the neighborhood. Aaah I love the smell of sea water in the morning!

Norfolk police are investigating after a woman was shot in the head Sunday afternoon in Ocean View.
Officials say the shooting happened just before 5:00pm at the intersection of 7th Bay and East Ocean View.
According to authorities, at least a dozen shell casings were found at the scene.
Although the victim was struck in the head, police say her injuries do not appear to be life threatening.
The identity of the victim has not been released.
Police have not released any motive or suspect information, but witnesses say an argument may have started the violence.

Friday, November 25, 2005

"Bang bang more fun in Ocean View"

The freedom of speech, assembly and all the other things that make America great, especially the right to bear arms in Ocean View! Come on down to the gun fight!!

NORFOLK — A police officer shot to death a man who was holding a woman hostage at knifepoint early Thursday morning in Ocean View, police said.
Police identified the dead man as Derrick D. Bryant, 33, of Ansell Avenue in Portsmouth.
Police said Bryant broke into an apartment in the 2100 block of Pretty Lake Ave. at about 2:45 a.m. and abducted a woman.
Soon after, officers found Bryant around the corner, on the lawn of a house in the 9600 block of 1 st Bay St.

When Bryant started to cut the woman’s throat, an officer shot him, according to police spokesman Chris Amos. Police were unable to revive Bryant, and he was pronounced dead at the scene.

The female hostage, whom police did not identify, suffered a minor cut to her neck and was treated at a local hospital. Bryant was the woman’s former boyfriend, police said.
Veronica Putt, who lives at the scene of the shooting, came home to find police on her lawn.
“I started freaking out,” she said. “I didn’t know what to say. I saw the blood.”
Putt said her neighbors tried to persuade Bryant to drop the knife and release the woman. Police would not confirm that.

On Thursday morning, black fingerprint powder covered the woman’s damaged apartment door. A woman inside – identified as the hostage’s mother – declined to speak with a reporter.
Neighbors Tara Delaney and Shawn Montello said Bryant had been hanging around the building earlier that night and was carrying a .45-caliber handgun. Police would not comment on whether they recovered a gun at the scene.

Portsmouth court records show Bryant was arrested in 1993 on charges of malicious wounding, using a firearm and shooting at an occupied vehicle. He was acquitted after a trial in 1994.
Although they share the same name, the man shot by police is not the Derrick Bryant who was co-captain of the Norfolk State University basketball team in the mid-1990s and played at Nansemond River High School. That Bryant is playing professionally in Argentina, his wife said.
The officer who shot Bryant was placed on administrative duty, which is standard department policy. Police did not identify him.

Homicide detectives are investigating and will send their findings to the commonwealth’s attorney for review. This, too, is standard procedure.

Talking .45 caliber handguns, I have another article look down the page a bit from the washington post that I think you gun afficinatos might like!

Nutz!!

Thursday, November 24, 2005

Nutz & Crackerz Eat with the Pilgrims and Indians.


Yep, we were not with any family on turkey day, instead we were with the real Pilgrim and Indians in Plmouth, Mass. Good time. Yes, there were real indians and these were not the indians that ran casinos. We visitied those as well, however the indians at plymouth were pissed off at the "Racist American Government" Obviously this tribe of indians did not own a casino, otherwise they might not be slamming the US government on their day of mourning as it is called.

On to the food and fun. Yes we saw the sites, Plymouth Rock, the Mayflower II and the rest of the hokie things scattered about city. As we wandered back to the car, we found a resturant that was having a "free" turkey day lunch special. Actually they were holding a fund raiser for some mercy ship program. Donate some money and get some free grub, all you can eat. The grub was actually pretty tastey. Not as good as moms pototes and dads extra greasy gravy but good none the less.

All in all Crackerz and I had a good day. We even drove down to Hyannisport to drop in on our cousins the Kennedy's however the cottage was closed because Teddy was down at Chappiquidek on a booze run.

The Cape is a neat area, glad we hit it in the fall when traffic was at a minimum.
Gobble gobble!
Nutz

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Bean Town Bandits

Ok, so it is the turkey day holiday, why not spend it with the turkeys.. I have yet to see a turkey here in Boston. I have seen, well heard a few folks rattling away in different languages. A que en los estado unidos hablamos solamente engleis por favor.

Yet I digress. I made it up here from newport in no time what so ever, a quick little drive, missed all the traffic and have been running around on the "T" all afternoon. As how I arrived and it was lunch time, i figured I would grab a quick bite to eat before exploring. So lunch was an adventure as well. I found myself a little pub here in bean town that coincedently is the second oldest eating joint in boston. Pretty cool. The Black Horse Tavern. As how it is the holiday and to celibrate a little I had two pints of guinness with my poor mans roast beef. Quite tastey. Well, I need to run and pick up the wife at the airport, just around the corner, wish me luck it should be a fun couple of days..
Nutz..

Monday, November 21, 2005

Thanks Giving

Some food for thought if you are in the position to be standing at the head of the table getting ready to carve the "bird" It would be un American to not eat turkey on Thanks Giving!

I am Thankful : FOR THE WIFE WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT, BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

FOR THE HUSBAND WHO IS ON THE SOFA BEING A COUCH POTATO, BECAUSE HE IS HOME W ITH ME AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.

FOR THE TEENAGER WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME, NOT ON THE STREETS.

FOR THE TAXES I PAY BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM EMPLOYED.

FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.

FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.

FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE

FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING, AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME.

FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT BECAUSE IT MEANS WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH..

FOR THE PARKING SPOT I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION.

FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM WARM.

FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH WHO HAS BIG BOOBS BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM A STRAIGHT ALL AMERICAN GUY.

FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.

FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES AT THE END OF THE DAY BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.

FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE !

AND FINALLY, FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME.

Remeber to send an email to those who are doing the nations business this hoilday season, even if you dont know them. They will appreciate the note. Big Al & Jimbo Afganistan and Iraq respectivley.

From a Jar head in the Desert

Even thought I am a bit of a techno weenie there are some things where the past still benfits us today.

However more to the point, it is sad when "we" in the military have to "hide" when we publish things that the government might not necessariy like to hear, especially if it is the truth and not just hard feelings. Those darn reprocussions... some people just are not good critical thinkers.

Thanks to the washington post for this article. Actually I found it in the Early Bird.
Nutz


A Marine Reports From Iraq
By An anonymous Marine
Editor's note: There's nothing like word from the field to know what works, what doesn't and how the enemy's tactics are affecting our soldiers in battle. Below is one U.S. Marine's take on those questions, verified and relayed to us through his father, a retired Marine. We've withheld the Marine's name and his father's to spare them the inevitable political or institutional flap. Among the most interesting tidbits: Our Marine reports that servicemen are shocked at negative press coverage of the war, and they believe the United States is winning decisively -- but that the number of troops in the field should be bolstered. On equipment, our Marine thinks the older, battle-tested parts of the U.S. arsenal are the most useful equipment in the fight against insurgents. M-16s aren't much good, but "Ma Deuce" is, and the .45 pistol is highly coveted. Body armor has plusses and minuses.
Hello to all my fellow gunners, military buffs, veterans and interested guys. A couple of weekends ago I got to spend time with my son... [He] spent seven months at "Camp Blue Diamond" in Ramadi, a.k.a. "Fort Apache." He saw and did a lot. The following is what he told me about weapons, equipment, tactics and other miscellaneous information which may be of interest to you. Nothing is by any means classified. No politics here, just a Marine with a bird's eye view's opinions.
•The M-16 rifle: Thumbs down. Chronic jamming problems with the sand over there, which is like talcum powder. The sand is everywhere. You feel filthy two minutes after a shower. The M-4 carbine version is more popular because it's lighter and shorter, but it also has jamming problems. Marines like the ability to mount the various optical gunsights and weapons lights on the picatinny rails, but the weapon itself is not great in a desert environment. They all hate the 5.56mm (.223) round. Poor penetration on the cinderblock structure common over there and even torso hits cannot be reliably counted on to put the enemy down. Fun fact: Random autopsies on dead insurgents shows a high level of opiate use.
•The M243 SAW (squad assault weapon) .223 cal: Big thumbs down. Drum-fed light machine gun. Universally considered a piece of s***. Chronic jamming problems, most of which require partial disassembly. That's fun in the middle of a firefight.
•The M9 Beretta 9mm: mixed bag. Good gun, performs well in a desert environment, but everyone hates the 9mm cartridge. The use of handguns for self-defense is actually fairly common. Same old story on the 9mm: Bad guys get hit multiple times but are still in the fight.
•Mossberg 12ga. Military shotgun: Works well and is used frequently for clearing houses, to good effect.
•The M240 Machine Gun: 7.62 Nato (.308) cal belt-fed machine gun: Thumbs up. Developed to replace the old M-60 -- what a beautiful weapon that was -- it is accurate, reliable and the 7.62 round puts 'em down. Originally developed as a vehicle-mounted weapon, more and more are being dismounted and taken into the field by infantry. The 7.62 round chews up the structure over there.
•The M2 .50 cal heavy machine gun: Thumbs way, way up. "Ma deuce" is still worth her considerable weight in gold. The ultimate fight-stopper, puts their d**** in the dirt every time. The most coveted weapon in-theater.
•The .45 pistol: Thumbs up. Still the best pistol round out there. Everybody authorized to carry a sidearm is trying to get their hands on one. With few exceptions, it can reliably be expected to put 'em down with a torso hit. The special-ops guys -- who are doing most of the pistol work -- use the HK military model and supposedly love it. The old government model .45s are being re-issued en masse.
•The M-14: Thumbs up. It is being re-issued in bulk, mostly in a modified version to special-ops guys. Modifications include lightweight Kevlar stocks and low-power red dot or ACOG sights. Very reliable in the sandy environment, and people love the 7.62 round.
•The Barrett .50 cal sniper rifle: Thumbs way up. Spectacular range and accuracy and hits like a freight train. Used frequently to take out vehicle suicide bombers -- we actually stop a lot of them -- and barricaded enemies. Definitely here to stay.
•The M24 sniper rifle: Thumbs up. Mostly in 308 but some in 300 win mag. Heavily modified Remington 700s. Great performance. Snipers have been using them heavily to great effect. Rumor has it that a Marine sniper on his third tour in Anbar province has actually exceeded Carlos Hathcock's record for confirmed kills with over 100.
•The new body armor: Thumbs up. Relatively light at approximately six pounds and can reliably be expected to soak up small shrapnel and even stop an AK-47 round. The bad news: Hot as s*** to wear, almost unbearable in the summer heat, which averages over 120 degrees. Also, the enemy now goes for head shots whenever possible. All the bull**** about the "old" body armor making our guys vulnerable to improvised-explosive devices was a non-starter. The IED explosions are enormous and body armor doesn't make any difference at all in most cases.
•Night Vision and Infrared Equipment: Thumbs way up. Spectacular performance. Our guys see in the dark and own the night, period. Very little enemy action after evening prayers. More and more of the enemy are being whacked at night during movement by our hunter-killer teams. We've all seen the videos.
•Lights: Thumbs up. Most of the weapon-mounted and personal lights are Surefires, and the troops love 'em. Invaluable for night urban operations. [Name redacted] carried a $34 Surefire G2 on a neck lanyard and loved it.
I can't help but notice that most of the good fighting weapons and ordnance are 50 or more years old. With all our technology, it's the World War II- and Vietnam-era weapons that everybody wants. The infantry fighting is frequent, up close and brutal. No quarter is given or shown.
Bad guy weapons:
•Mostly AK47s. The entire country is an arsenal. Works better in the desert than the M16 and the .308 Russian round kills reliably. PKM belt-fed light machine guns are also common and effective. Luckily, the enemy mostly shoots like s***. Undisciplined "spray and pray"-type fire. However, precision weapons are more and more common, especially sniper rifles. Fun fact: Captured enemy have apparently marveled at the marksmanship of our guys and how hard they fight. They are apparently told in jihad school that the Americans rely solely on technology, and can be easily beaten in close quarters combat for their lack of toughness. Let's just say they know better now.
•The RPG: Probably the infantry weapon most feared by our guys. Simple, reliable and as common as dog****. The enemy responded to our up-armored Humvees by aiming at the windshields, often at point blank range. Still killing a lot of our guys.
•The improvised-explosive device: The biggest killer of all. Can be anything from old Soviet anti-armor mines to jerry-rigged artillery shells. A lot found in [name redacted]'s area were in abandoned cars. The enemy would take two or three 155mm artillery shells and wire them together. Most were detonated by cell phone, and the explosions are enormous. You're not safe in any vehicle, even an M1 tank.
Driving is by far the most dangerous thing our guys do over there. Lately, they are much more sophisticated "shape charges" (Iranian) specifically designed to penetrate armor. Fact: Most of the ready-made IEDs are supplied by Iran, the country which is also providing terrorists, Hezbollah types, to train the insurgents in their use and tactics. That's why the attacks have been so deadly lately. Their concealment methods are ingenious, the latest being shape charges in Styrofoam containers spray-painted to look like the cinderblocks that litter all Iraqi roads. We find about 40 percent before they detonate. The bomb-disposal guys are unsung heroes of this war.
•Mortars and rockets: Very prevalent. The Soviet-era 122mm rockets, with a range of 18 kilometers, are becoming more prevalent. One of [name redacted]'s NCOs lost a leg to one. These weapons cause a lot of damage "inside the wire." [Name redacted]'s base was hit almost daily his entire time there by mortar and rocket fire, often at night to disrupt sleep patterns and cause fatigue (it worked). More of a psychological weapon than anything else. The enemy mortar teams would jump out of vehicles, fire a few rounds and then haul *** in a matter of seconds.
Bad guy technology is simple yet effective. Most communication is by cell and satellite phones and also by email on laptops. They use handheld Global Positioning System units for navigation and "Google Earth" for overhead views of our positions. Their weapons are good, if not fancy, and prevalent. Their explosives and bomb technology is top of the line. Night vision is rare.
They are very careless with their equipment, however, and the captured GPS units and laptops are intelligence treasure troves when captured.
Who are the bad guys? Most of the carnage is caused by the Zarqawi al Qaeda group. They operate mostly in Anbar province -- Fallujah and Ramadi. These are mostly "foreigners," that is, non-Iraqi Sunni Arab jihadists from all over the Muslim world and Europe. Most enter Iraq through Syria -- with, of course, the knowledge and complicity of the Syrian government -- and then travel down the "rat line" which is the trail of towns along the Euphrates River that we've been hitting hard for the last few months. Some are virtually untrained young jihadists who end up as suicide bombers or are used in "sacrifice squads."
Most, however, are hard-core terrorists from all the usual suspects -- al Qaeda, Hezbollah and Hamas. These are the guys running around murdering civilians en masse and cutting heads off. The Chechens, many of whom are Caucasian, are supposedly the most ruthless and the best fighters. In the Baghdad area and south, most of the insurgents are Iranian inspired and led Iraqi Shi'ites. The Iranian Shia have been very adept at infiltrating the Iraqi local government, police and army. Since the early 1980s during the Iran-Iraq war, they have had a massive spy and agitator network there. Most of the Saddam loyalists were killed, captured or gave up long ago.
Bad guy tactics: When the enemy is engaged on an infantry level they get their a**** kicked every time. Brave, but stupid. Suicidal banzai-type charges were very common earlier in the war and still occur. They will literally sacrifice eight-to-10 man teams in suicide squads by sending them screaming and firing AKs and RPGs directly at our bases just to probe the defenses. They get mowed down like grass every time -- see the M2 and M240 above. [Name redacted]'s base was hit like this often. When engaged, the enemy has a tendency to flee to the same building, probably for what they think will be a glorious last stand. Instead, we call in air and that's the end of that, more often than not.
These hole-ups are referred to as "Alpha Whiskey Romeos" ("Allah's Waiting Room"). We have the laser-guided ground-air thing down to a science. The fast movers, mostly Marine F-18s, are taking an ever-increasing toll on the enemy. When caught out in the open, the helicopter gunships and AC-130 Spectre gunships cut them to ribbons with cannon and rocket fire, especially at night. Interestingly, artillery is hardly used at all. Fun fact: The enemy death toll is supposedly between 45,000 and 50,000. That is why we're seeing fewer and fewer infantry attacks and more improvised-explosive devices, suicide bomber s***. The new strategy is simple: attrition.
The insurgent tactic most frustrating is their use of civilian non-combatants as cover. They know we do all we can to avoid civilian casualties, so therefore schools, hospitals and especially mosques are locations where they meet, stage for attacks, cache weapons and ammo and flee to when engaged. They have absolutely no regard whatsoever for civilian casualties. They will terrorize locals and murder without hesitation anyone believed to be sympathetic to the Americans or the new Iraqi government. Kidnapping of family members, especially children, is common to influence people they are trying to influence but cannot otherwise reach, such as local government officials, clerics or tribal leaders, etc.
The first thing our guys are told is, "don't get captured." They know that if captured they will be tortured and beheaded on the Internet. Zarqawi openly offers bounties for anyone who brings him a live American serviceman.
This motivates the criminal element who otherwise don't give a s*** about the war. A lot of the beheading victims were actually kidnapped by common criminals and sold to Zarqawi. As such, for our guys, every fight is to the death. Surrender is not an option.
The Iraqis are a mixed bag. Some fight well, others aren't worth a s***.
Most do okay with American support. Finding leaders is hard, but they are getting better. It is widely viewed that Zarqawi's use of suicide bombers, en masse, against the civilian population was a serious tactical mistake.
Many Iraqis were galvanized and the caliber of recruits in the Army and the police forces went up, along with their motivation. It also led to an exponential increase in good intelligence because the Iraqis are sick of the insurgent attacks against civilians. The Kurds are solidly pro-American and fearless fighters.
According to [name redacted], morale among our guys is very high. They not only believe they are winning, but that they are winning decisively. They are stunned and dismayed by what they see in the American press, whom they almost universally view as against them. The embedded reporters are despised and distrusted. They are inflicting casualties at a rate of 20-1 and then see s*** like "Are we losing in Iraq?" on television and the print media.
For the most part, they are satisfied with their equipment, food and leadership. Bottom line, though, and they all say this: There are not enough guys there to drive the final stake through the heart of the insurgency, primarily because there aren't enough troops in-theater to shut down the borders with Iran and Syria. The Iranians and the Syrians just cannot stand the thought of Iraq being an American ally -- with, of course, permanent U.S. bases there.
That's it, hope you found it interesting, I sure did.

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Crack House and Hookers are Demolished in O.V.

A sad sign of the times here in Ocean View, a reknown hangout for crack whores and thier Jons is going the way of progress and improvement. Yippee. If only I had a camera, and was in the area to take a photo of the hotel across from Getto Seven-11 would I take a picture of the destruction for posterity! Hopefully Crackerz will take a minute out of her busy day of being a geek and auto mechanic and snap a quick photo? I think I just heard our property value increase, cha-ching!

Sunday, November 06, 2005

Nutz Storms the Mid-Atlanitc States



Ok, this will be an interesting one for you not so technically savvy individuals. I am sitting on the Lewes-Cape May Ferry typing away on my new Dell Laptop. It was decided that the Laptop I was using before just was not cutting the mustard. Anyhow the day is beautiful, the sun us out and the temp indicator on the Saabster was reading 68 degrees. The wind is out of the south west and a little cool however the warm fall sun more then makes up for it.

Some may ask, Nutz, it is a work day, what are you doing on the ferry? If I was a little sick and twisted I would tell you I am enjoying myself on the fairy! Hopefully she looks like Tinkerbell! Ok, so I am on the car ferry heading north to Rhode Island for TAO or Tactical Action Officer School. What the school entails, I do not know however I am sure I will know a lot more about the next month and a half after Monday.

So I left Norfolk this morning around 9am. From the house to Lewes Delaware is about 150miles. I covered the distance in a little over 2 1/2 hours. Not too shabby and it was a great ride along the Eastern Shore especially with the fall colors in all of their splendor. I still think it would be a wise investment to purchase some real estate on the Eastern Shore. The population of the earth is not getting any smaller and I think this area will eventually grow from its current “sleepy” rural state.

As for those who track fuel prices, the cheapest I saw in Virginia was $2.17 pretty much everywhere along the shore. Maryland the prices were a little higher, around $2.25. The best as a quick fuel and pee break for me was in Delaware, a few short miles from the ferry pier, $2.15. The same price I paid at Sam’s in Virginia Beach a couple of days ago. Damn fuel mafia!

Did I tell you I am listening to Jimmy Buffet as we cross the mouth of the Delaware Bay? I also hear a fog horn in the distance. Pretty cool. In my short life time I have sailed across the bay, motored across the bay and a couple of weeks ago, I flew across the bay in a helicopter. Fun stuff. Some day maybe I will row a boat across the bay like old George Washington.

I guess I will put this on hold for a few until I can write again. I will have to definitely have a few comments after the trip up the Jersey Shore and through the Big Apple. I am hoping I don’t hit the city during rush hour, especially a Friday Rush hour!

Well I jinxed myself; I did hit some rush hour traffic coming out of the Big Apple. I pretty much sat in bumper to bumper traffic from the city all the way East to Bridgeport Connecticut. Did I tell you I was just in Bridgeport, Connecticut a few weeks ago to pick up new helicopter at the Sikorsky Factory?

My how things have changed.

Anyhow I am now here Sunny Newport Rhode Island and well it is kind of nice. I am not sure how to describe it a little like Beaufort and a little like back home in Michigan. However if time period dictated the architecture, the Whitehall, specifically the Wabbinego side of the lake is a lot like it is here. Plus there is a boat load of $$ here, pun intended. A bit of a sailing community and of course home to the Americas cup for more then 150 years.

So what can I tell ya? The base is old and has been here for a long time. The room I am in has been recently remodeled and is not too shabby but no where near the crib I had up in DC. Oh well maybe some other time. The biggest complaint I have so far is signage denoting where exactly the entrance to the base is. I drove around the city for about 45 minutes looking for the main gate. I actually had to stop and ask a cop as to where the main gate was located. A bit embarrassing considering my transportation roots. My soldiers would be disappointed knowing that I had to ask for directions here in the land of the 24 hour PX.

For fun, I walked the streets of old Newport where the streets are actually illuminated at night with gas. Complete with wicks and flame. This gives the town an interesting glow. I kind of like it.

I also looked to my roots and drove around a little on Saturday and Sunday. Saturday was a close in drive where I went out to the tip of Newport, the city and surrounding countryside are actually located on an island, the name of which eludes me at this time. Anyhow I followed my nose and the street signs and found the ocean. Along the way I did drive by several very, very large homes. I guess you could cal it old money is here in Newport. Must be nice. A very beautiful drive.

Sunday I drove all the way around Narragansset Bay. This trip had dual purposes. Firstly I wanted to do it because it would be fun. Secondly, I was reconning a route to the Providence Airport so I will be ready to recover my wife when she arrives here this coming Thursday night. Lets say it is much sorter to go West then it is to go East to get to the airport. However it cost a few more $$ to go East then by going west, go figure?

So there you have it, Initial impressions of Newport. From my room in the 4th floor of the BOQ, I look south and can see the masts of large multimillion dollar sail boats. I can also see the setting moon as it passes into the western horizon. A nice view, however not nearly as nice a view I I have back home over looking the Chesapeake Bay!

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Crazies in the Tidewater

I had the privledge of driving my wife to work today. Ok, not necessarily by choice she did have a few honey-doos fir me to do before I head out of dodge city. Oil change, inspection stickers et al. Anyhow on the way to work along I-64 there were 2 fender benders in the rush our traffic that we came across. After I dumped my wife off at the office I saw a neat 4 car pile up at a stop light! Ok, so what does this tell ya? Drivers here in the tide water drive tooo close to each other.. Be safe out, there back of Bitch! I think I am going to start driving around with a camera and post photos of those tailgating! Only if insurance companies new how thier policy holders drove.

For my "Favorite" Mother-in-Law



Just checking to see if you actually read this babble on the internet? If you are a regular reader then leave a post, tell me what you think. Even thought you are my Mother in Law, it does not mean that I cannot cherrish your opinion and learn from your worldly wisdom. Especially when it comes to "managing" your first born daughter, whom, by the way, I love dearly. She will also, if she ever comes around to reading this thing will critique my spelling and grammar. Go for it babe, log in and make the changes, however just be warned that some of the speeling errors are made for "affect"! Especially when it highlights my limited education.

However here is a question for my favorite mother in law.. Are you trying to figure out where all the Corona went or are you going for the straw?

Ok, mom, it is now in your court and thanks again for giving me your daughter. I will do my best to keep her happy.
LOL
Nutz...

Saturday, October 29, 2005

Oysters for CHKD

Crackerz has a friend who convinced us to give a little and go to an oyster roast fund raiser to support the Childrens Hospital for the Kings Daughters. A good thing to support. Anyhow us Chandy, her husband Keith and our good friend and neighbor Ann ate and drank our fair share a the Norfolk Boat club. A good deal on a chilly night! My personal favorite was the New Brunswick Stew. Good stuff.
As how it was a tad bit on the chilly side we decided to hoof it down the street to O'sullivans warf for an after snack cold and frosty warm up. Good thing to because the Michigan game was being televised. I was happy. A cold brew or two and it was decided that we should head on down to Cogans for a slice of pizza and some more beer. Glad JJ was driving, for the pizza was good and the beer even better. I think we all had a good time, even though I was in rare form when it came to the sick and twisted side of Nutz. No excuse really, was just having a good time. Hopefully I did not stroke anyone the wrong way?

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Nutz and Crackerz Storm the Rockies.

In their most recent attempt to flee the ravages of Mother Nature, IE hurricane Wilma, Nutz and Crackerz headed west young man for the slopes in the American West.  Well ok, not really to avoid a hurricane and not really to go skiing. However skiing would have been fun, unfortunately none of the slopes are to open in the Denver area for a couple of more weeks. 

The purpose of our voyage across our great continent was to allow the Cracker to impress her bosses at a technology conference.  As Nutz was just a tag along, I think it was more of a beer and wine tasting trip then anything else.  Yes we did imbibe a little in the Denver area but why not.  We had a good time.  However what should prevent us from having a good time?

Ok, a little rundown of our time line.  We left the Tidewater on Saturday morning and by the magic of not so modern science we were in Denver by dinner time.  Amazing what technology can do for you.  We got the rental car, loaded up our gear and headed downtown to enjoy all the fun that Denver had to offer.  We had a good time on Saturday night and did not get too stupid.  Crackerz ahs some issues with time zones so that was a bit of a self inflicted handy cap on our drinking time. 

 

Sunday we were off and running looking for a good, western Sunday brunch.  The $39 champagne brunch at the brown shoe hotel down the street was bit out of our budgetary allotment so we settled on the drag queen hangout of Bump and Grind.  A decent joint if you are into trannies.  We enjoyed the walk for our hotel and we also enjoyed the food.  Although I did not tell Crackerz that I found a “cobra” in my eggs.. She might not have finished her meal.

 

Sunday ended where it started, in bed.  Crackerz was once again comatose before I was.  Go figure.  She had a busy day of hob-knobbing with people from around the continent who were here for the conference. I of course took the time to read, watch some football, take a nap and most importantly check out the hotels hot tub.  A great day, go Lions!

 

Monday, of course Crackerz had to go off to her coffee tasting activities.  After dropping Crackerz off at the convention center, I was free of her oppressive dictatorship and made a run for the hills, specifically the hills where my roots and family could be found, Nederland.  Nederland Colorado, that is.  The inhabitants here are not the tall, blond hair,

Blue eyed, big boobied brethren of the mini country of Holland but the wasted refuse of the folks who could not live in Boulder Colorado because of the tremendous amount of liberalism and illicit pharmaceuticals available in that city.  Actually my day was pretty good, a nice drive through Boulder and a ride through the mountains.  I even stopped at the Boulder creek waterfall for a quick picture on my way up hill.

As how I was out the door of the hotel early, and the only thing keeping my engine going was the five cups of coffee consumed while driving around, I was a bit hungry.  Bt the time I got to the apex of Colorado Route 119 I was a bit hungry and the town of Nederland and the day deserved a bit of a visit.  So with a cup of coffee and a coffee cake I sat on the back patio of the little “railcar” café and enjoyed the western sun while overlooking the mountains and a man made lake. 

Needing to get home, I continued on my great circle tour of route 119 and eventually wound up in the town of Golden.  This is of course after coming down the mountains through the town of Black Hawk where it should be noted numerous gaming facilities are available. 

As how I was now in the home of the Silver Bullet, I decided I needed to see where the bullet was made.  So it was off to the Coors brewery and sampling facility.  My hat is off to the Coors Family.  Budweiser sucks, especially those brewers who do not provide free samples at the end of their tours.  The Coors tour although a little disappointing from my point of view as a person who digs industry was great.  At the end of the tour we, the folks on the tour got three free samples of their beer.  Yum, note to the wise, eat some grub before you go on tour.  I needed to stroll thought Golden and get a slice of Pizza to soak up y barley and Hops before getting back into the auto for the short drive along US 6 to Denver.

Dinner on Monday night was started by hors-d-overs and free drinks in the basement of our hotel where Crackerz introduced me to many of here new found friends.  Lots of new found male friends by the way. After having our fill it was of to a joint called the “Brokers”, which was a restaurant in the bottom of an old bank.  A nice little place however I would not recommend the Fillet Mignon,  A little dry and a little over priced, however the rest of the meal was great for an all inclusive joint were the free appetizer is a gigantic bowl of boiled shrimp.

I of course made the evening interesting with unyielding commentary of the vulgar kind.

 

Tuesday was a brand new day I wanted it to make some cents.  So Crackerz walked me down the street to the little café where I was able to get some morning grub before going to the Mint. Here is a little known fact of trivia Americana, did you know that the US Mints are one of the few profit centers in the US Government?  How is this you might ask?  Well we all know how much a nickel cost?  5 cents.  Well it only costs the mint 4.5 cents to make a nickel.  As how they, the mint sells them for 5 cents, they make .5 cents profit.  The mint makes lots of nickels however they make even more cents.  Pennies that is for you who choose to live by some terms left over from the revolution.  The tour of the mint was pretty neat and I did get a few Denver coins for my US state quarter collection.  However these items I picked up at other places.

 

Not having my fill of fun and adventure I decided to take a short drive to the Cherry Creek Mall for a little shopping.  I was actually on a mission to find some new shower shoes for the boat, my Addidas sandals are coming apart and I am tired of gluing them back together…Anyhow crocs are like clogs however they are quite soft and comfortable, additionally they are made out of rubber so they can be warn in the shower.  I think I might need to by stock in the company when they have their IPO like I should have purchased google at their IPO which is now trading at $300+ a share. 

 

After having bought what I was looking for, and of course touring the mall it was back to the hotel to read a little then wait for my darling wife to arrive so we could go exploring.  She did and we did.  I took her up to Black Hawk and the gaming facilities where she promptly one $40 then promptly lost her winnings and $15 dollars more.  Always good to give to the Indians.  We drove back down from the mountains taking a few pictures along the way.  A pretty ride and we both commented on how if we had to we could live in the Denver area for a while.

Dinner was at the old spaghetti factory and of course early to bed.  I did finish my Oliver North book Assassins.  A good read that could be very true and very scary.  Just makes me want to press home the point even more that the way of doing things in the past is a whole lot different then the way things need to be done in the future.  Thinking out side the box that is. 

 

So here it is Wednesday, we are back on the plane heading east. Hopefully we will be back in town for me to get some errands done around the house like cut the grass or something like that.  Denver was fun and hopefully we will be back some time soon to have some winter fun.

Thursday, October 20, 2005

More Excitment in OV


Ok, so the neighbors are getting restless and started torching cars! The guy who owns this was looking for some carma! Well his carma is now a carflame! What a weenie!
Sony Magic

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Nutz Goes to the Big Apple




Well not really but i did stay at a Holiday Inn Express in Bridgeport Connecticut. Well not even a Holiday Inn Express, but it was a Holiday Inn which was incedentlly located in the hood! The purpose for my stay was to sign for and deliver a brand spankin new helicopter from the Sikorsky factory. This is pretty cool. Anyhow the day began as a late night phone call asking if I would be interested in making the trip? Well I was and so I did. That is of course after I got the head nod from the wife.
A good trip and of course after signing for the aircraft we, Jon Kelley and PO McCullom my crew took the requisite trip west along Long Island sound. We crossed the easten Bourhoughs then turned south down the Hudson. I can say I have flown the Hudson and sailed the Hudson. Flying is quite unique however under sail allows one to really take in all that is to be offered.
We did a couple of laps around lady liberty then boogied over the Varizzano Narrows bridge to Sandy Hook, hugging the coast line all the way to Atlantic City for a quick drink of fuel.
I zapped a few coastie helos, even zapped an HH-65 in the cabin, pretty cool. I also bumped into a Coastie whom was aboard the mighty IWO down in New Orleans. I forgot his name a commander type. Good guy though.

We got our gas and proceded south across the mouth of the Delaware Bay and of course over Dewey Beach! Cool. The trip home was uneventful I Did get a chance to make one last pass over the house and along the beach back to the helport. Not a bad last flight if this was to be my last flight. A good ride!

Monday, October 17, 2005

Tell the Sierra Club about your fuel bill!

Talking about drilling for crude and gas off the VA Coast...
 
Don't let the little guy dictate your future!!
 
"We've drilled our way into our energy problems," said Michael Town, director of the Sierra Club's Virginia chapter. "We're not going to drill our way out."
Michael.town@sierraclub.org
 
Go John Warner & Thelma Drake:
"The events of the past month along the Gulf Coast have thrust the issue of energy supplies back into the spotlight," said Sen. John W. Warner, R-Va., who reintroduced a bill this month to exempt willing states from the moratorium.
 
"People understand what they're paying for natural gas, and they want us to fix the problem," said Rep. Thelma Drake, R-Norfolk, a committee member who voted for the bill."
 
After all the Tidewater is going to need some new job opportunities for when Oceana closes and takes 30,000 people to J-Ville

 

One More Swing at the Proverbial Wedge.

Some interesting things to point out here with respect to the recent riots in Toledo. 
 
1. Not one Neo-Nazi good old boy was hurt by stones thrown by the angry mob.
2. The Rioters threw stones at their police and public safety officials.
3. The Rioters only damaged and destroyed their own community.
 
And best of all, a quote from a mother of one of the rioters. 
 
A woman whose two sons face felony charges says "they weren't thinking."
 
The great thing about America is that you can pretty much "say" whatever you want, however the people have the choice to listen to what you want to say.  Think about that before you stone the bubba on the pedestal

Sunday, October 16, 2005

Vino Bash


Some of you may have heard and some of you were in attendance this past Saturday at Towne Point park in sunny Norfolk for the 18th annual wine festival. Well Crackerz and I went however we were not alone. We took a doctor, an upholsterer, a disaster recovery expert, a jar head and a shrink! So with this conglomerate of individuals, one can only imagine how much fun was had. If the consumption of aged grape juice is any indication, well we consumed about a gallon a piece. Good times.. I would be remiss if I did not mention our liberal friends who were there as well. Actually these left wingers were the catalyst of the operation. Pete and Madonna, actually Madonna is the left winger however that just makes the conversations that much more interesting. Yeah though I have digressed.

Anyhow it was a good time and a great opportunity to see old friends and meet new ones.

The wine was not too shabby either. Of the two wine festivals I have atteneded here, I would recommend the Norfolk, vice the Virginia Beach fest. However it is up to you to make the call.

Friday, October 14, 2005

For the Asses on the Road

A recent discussion of driving while drinking some beer prompted me to find this stuff... Mind you I did my drinking first then let the wife lead off with the driving..
The point I am trying to emphasize here is that if you are an asshole you also burn more gas which in turn costs more money!  Don't be an asshole!
 
How to Drive Economically

1. Slow down when possible - driving 55 mph can save up to 10% on gas mileage vs. driving 65 - 70 mph. This is due to wind resistance.

2. If your car has an overdrive gear, use it. Traveling at fast rates in low gears can consume up to 45% more fuel than is needed.

3. Manual shift driven cars allow you to change to highest gear as soon as possible, thereby letting you save gas if you "nurse it along". However, if you cause the engine to "bog down", premature wearing of engine parts occurs.

4. Keep windows closed when traveling at highway speeds. Open windows cause air drag, reducing your mileage by 10%.

5. Drive steadily. Slowing down or speeding up wastes fuel. Also avoid tailgating - the driver in front of you is unpredictable. Not only is it unsafe, but if affects your economy, if he slows down unexpectedly.

6. Think ahead when approaching hills. If you accelerate, do it before you reach the hill, not while you're on it.

7. Think ahead at stop signs and stop lights - no need to race up to a red lights and merges and then jam on the brakes to slow down. Plan to slow down before the light and merge before you have to!. If you can slow down soon enough to not have to stop at the light, you can save quite a bit a fuel versus starting from a standing start.

8. Stoplights are usually timed for your motoring advantage. By traveling steadily at the legal speed limit you boost your chances of having the "green light" all the way.

9. Regular tune-ups ensure best economy; check owner's manual for recommended maintenance intervals. Special attention should be given to maintaining clean air filters... diminished air flow increases gas waste.

10. Remove snow tires during good weather seasons; traveling on deep tire tread really robs fuel!

11. Inflate all tires to maximum limit. For each pound of pressure the tire is under inflated, you consume about 1% more fuel. Make sure you carry in your car an accurate tire gauge and know what the pressure should be. Check your tires at least twice a month and always before, during and after long trips.

12. Remove excess weight from trunk or inside of car - extra tires, back seats, unnecessary heavy parts. Extra weight reduces mileage, especially when driving up inclines.

13. During cold weather watch for icicles frozen to car frame. Up to 100 lbs. can be quickly accumulated! Accumulated snow and ice cause tremendous wind resistance. Try and keep your car clean at the carwash when possible..

14. Avoid using roof top carriers - they can cause serious drag on the car and lessen your mileage by up to 15%. Pack it in or leave in behind.

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

OV Crime Beat!

Beach man wanted for killing outside OV club
A Virginia Beach man is wanted for a killing outside a Norfolk nightclub.
21-year-old Kaief L. Cooper was killed about 2:00 a.m. Saturday during an argument in the parking lot of the Platinum Club on E. Ocean View Avenue.
Investigators on Monday secured warrants for murder and use of a firearm for Glenn S. Sanderlin, 21. Police say he's armed and dangerous.

Oh and dont want to forget about the hit and run!!
Norfolk police are on the lookout for a driver they say hit a 36-year old man Sunday night then fled the scene.
The incident happened around 10:00pm near East Ocean View Avenue and 3rd Bay Street.The victim was rushed to Sentara Norfolk General Hospital with non-life threatening injuries.
Officials have not released the identity of the victim, but are looking for a late 90's model red Chevrolet Cavalier. The suspect vehicle should have extensive front end damage.
Anyone with information that may help authorities in their investigation is asked to call the Crimeline at 1-888-LOCK-U-UP.

As a side bar, yesterday the phone pole in our yard was replaced! About time!

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Reflections of New Orleans, The Early Days.

I am not sure when this guy debriefed however as a fellow pilot over New Orleans for those first few days, he hits the nail on the head with his description.

My additions to his commentary are:

  1. We were promised Iridium phones as well from the Truman, still waiting on them!
  2. We brought weapons however chose not to carry them. Posse Comitatus et al.
  3. Due to a tremendous VIP turn out for the “show”, we wasted a lot of time giving tours and transporting brass as opposed to searching and moving relief supplies.
  4. We left New Orleans in advance of Rita and the same occurred on a much smaller scale. Admirals and Generals.
  5. There was an AWACS airborne control aircraft dispatched to the destroyed area however with all the traffic there needed to be three in operation.
  6. I was afraid to lower my crewmen down to do rescues of people who maybe did not want to come out. Found three however they did not want to go. I am happy they were not violent and yes it was in the hood. Once again not far from a body.
  7. The Mexicans and the Dutch actually sent a ship up to help along the Biloxi coast.
  8. It is the end of September and I am still not home yet!

A quick debrief from a Helo Pilot with the DC National Guard - pretty revealing!

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I'm back home for a few days while we work on our helicopters and wait for the crowd at the naval air station in NO to thin out. I flew Wednesday, Friday, Monday, and Tuesday with the D.C. Guard before we left. My crew had 81 saves in the days we flew. Tuesday, I couldn't find anyone alive who needed to come out, but we marked the location of 5 bodies for retrieval. My unit got into NO as soon as the wind abated, and as soon as we could get fuel to sustain operations. I've heard that the National Guard did nothing, but the "Red Cross" helicopters did a great job. Guess what's painted on the side of our aircraft?

Some observations:

1) The mayor of NO, Nagins, dropped the ball in a huge way. The whole fiasco at the Superdome and the people left there is in his lap. The Governor also is culpable.

2) We trained our enlisted men, specifically the Medics and Crew Chiefs, very hard on the rescue hoist. During our deployment in Operation Enduring Freedom, we only had 2 hoist missions. The same number is typical for an experienced Medic in a Guard Medevac unit over his whole career. We now have Medics and Crew Chiefs with 50 hoists under their belts - many of them difficult precision hoists onto car hoods, 18 wheeler cab roofs, and onto covered porches. We kept our Crew Chiefs and Medics together as battle roster crews and they developed advanced techniques early and amazed me with their skill and bravery.

3) Some people just don't get it. Yesterday, I flew over people with grills and coolers on their roofs, and they raised signs saying, "We OK." Two houses down, bodies were floating.

4) The violence you heard about was only the tip of the iceberg. One of our Guard members was with the Fish & Wildlife and deployed early to NO as security. They encountered four dead men in a neighborhood who had been shot, execution style. Their wives had been raped.

5) Our hangar in Baton Rouge housed 300 Border Patrol agents with all kinds of exotic weaponry. They were inserted into the bad neighborhoods and reportedly nailed about 25 of the goons from roving armed bands. They then just withdrew and let them lay.

6) Some have claimed that racism caused black people to be left while white people were brought out. Of the 81 people I brought out, 2 were white. Both thanked me. Only 3 other people thanked us, as I recollect. When we cruised over flooded neighborhoods, we'd say to each other, "Hey, this is a high dollar neighborhood. Let's go back to the projects." We never pulled anyone out of a good neighborhood. They left before the storm. We were trying to maximize the number of saves

we had, so we'd go to the "hood."

7) There were more helicopters in NO than I've ever seen before. We lost one of our Hueys doing a rooftop pickup. He rocked back on his skids and broke through the roof, and was unable to free himself. They hoisted the crew out and recovered the aircraft with a CH-47 a few days later.

8) We all have personal firearms. I briefed my crews to expect a "Blackhawk Down" scenario if we went down. Unbelievable over a US city.

9) I flew within 100 yards of Air Force One at Louis Armstrong Int'l airport. Bush flew in and out without shutting down the airspace. I was cautioned by ATC to "not over fly THE AIRPLANE." I complied by flying back behind THE AIRPLANE and the following SUVs full of instant death.

10) Two things would have made things better for us. The first is Iridium phones. 10 at each flight facility would have made all the difference. Our radio communications sucked. The second is getting our own refuel tankers in place early. By the time they got ready to refuel us, the Naval Air Station and Louis Armstrong Int'l were pumping fuel.

11) The airspace over NO turned into the Wild West. All the other aircraft over the city were using our VHF and UHF internal frequencies for the first few days. As time went on, the airport towers came back on line and we started using the normal freqs again. I saw every conceivable helicopter over NO, including Soviet designs.

12) I'm glad to be home for a few days. The Search and Rescue phase is over. Now, it's all body retrieval and cleanup.

13) We're still waiting for the French contingent to show up.

Days Hours and Minutes to the end of the Myan Calendar

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Democrat = Tax Cheat

المسلحة الكافر = Armed Infidel

Change has come to Washington D.C.
Rangel
Daschel
Geithner

Our 2009 Tax return to the US Govt = I.O.U.
Thank you California for setting the stage.

Thanks for voting America!