Friends and Crackerz Family

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

Redneck FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

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FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.

Redneck FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.

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FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.

Redneck FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night

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FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

Redneck FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!"
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FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.

Redneck Friends: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.

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FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".

Redneck FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".

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FRIENDS: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.

Redneck FRIENDS: Will knock them the F out!!

FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk

Redneck FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you don’t get caught

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FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

Redneck FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up.

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FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.

Redneck FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route.

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FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

Redneck FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but hey, that shit was fun "

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FRIENDS: Cry with you.

Redneck FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some vagisil on your vagina.

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FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

Redneck FRIENDS: Steal each other’s stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.

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FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.

Redneck FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.

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FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

Redneck FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

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FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that’s what the crowd is doing.

Redneck FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you.