Well I am off again to the Sand Box for a good amount of time (When this posts, I will be somewhere east of the GMT line cruising along at 35,000ft).
Aside from missing family, friends and every single holiday, birthday and celebration, time for which cannot be replaced. (Like good guidance in college, you can always retake a class, you cannot relive a great party!) The crappy, fine print side of the contract for selflessly serving our great nation.
Looking back at past deployments I have a short list of things in no particular order that I will miss:
1. The Outback Special 12oz, loaded baked potato, Caesars Salad, Shrooms, bloomin onion and washing it all down with an oil can!
2. In-and-Out Burger #1 Animal Style, (Fill in 5 Guys, Wendy's, McD's Fries, basically a good old American fast food hamburger!)
2. Carpet!
3. A sofa!
4. Being able to carry a gun because I want to, not need to.
5. Cogans Pizza.
6. Walmart (Super Target) at 11pm to buy ice cream and toilet paper (and people watch and carry a gun ORF is rough)
7. Chip Dip
8. Taco Night!
9. Ribs on the back porch.. Not beef ribs either, they are a little too smokey!
10. The White Trash Party!
11. Dialing whoever whenever I want via cell phone.
12. Immediate access to the best medical care world wide!
13. Cigar Night
14. "Crazy crumbs who is on at 5pm?... CC: Glenn Beck!"
15. Driving!
16. High Speed internet
17. Cable TV aaah the History, Discovery, Military Fox news channels!
While you stroke your check to Uncle Sam today, you can sleep a little easier knowing that a very tiny portion of your taxes is going to support me and my family... Thank you...
Be good America and I will see you all in 2011!
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