Pakistan Lifts Kite-Flying Ban

You really have to be "in the know" to appreciate this story! Not only
does the string kill people but people firing their AK-47s at kites kill
people as well! Lahore is a Gem of a city as well! Remember, you get
Karachi from a Lahore, so be sure to wrap it before you ride it!
NUTZ

LAHORE, Pakistan (AP) -- Authorities on Thursday lifted a ban on
kite-flying in a Pakistan province after the sport was forbidden last
year following a series of deaths caused by reinforced kite strings, an
official said.
The ban was lifted about a month ahead of Basant, an annual festival
that heralds spring and is marked by flying colorful kites in the
eastern province of Punjab and its capital, Lahore.

This year's festival will be celebrated on Feb. 25, said Salman Ghani,
chairman of Punjab's planning and development department.

During Basant last year, seven people were fatally slashed by glass-
coated or metal-reinforced kite strings, prompting authorities to ban
kite-flying. They arrested hundreds who defied the new regulation.

Among last year's fatalities was a 4-year-old boy whose throat was slit
by a string coated with glass as he rode on a motorcycle with his
father.

Ghani said that glass-coated or metal strings will be banned, and that
authorities will issue licenses for selling kites and strings during
this year's festival.

The ban will be re-imposed after the festival's final day celebrations,
he said.

Kites larger than 2 feet by 2 feet will not be allowed to prevent the
use of heavy strings, Ghani said.

Offenders will face up to four years in jail, or a fine of 100,000
rupees ($1,800), he said.

You know you're getting older when...

...the number of children at your parties are greater than the number of adults.
...the upstairs becomes a makeshift pack and play condo!

and finally...

...byob now means Bring Your Own Baby/Bottle/Booze!

Courtesy of Nutz's creative mind

I Loved This Guy

Wisdom and Leadership

"Here's my strategy on the Cold War:
We win, they lose."
- Ronald Reagan

"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
- Ronald Reagan

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant: It's just that they know so much that isn't so."
- Ronald Reagan

"Of the four wars in my lifetime none came about because the U.S. was too strong."
- Ronald Reagan

"I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandment's would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress."
- Ronald Reagan

"The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination."
- Ronald Reagan

"Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other."
- Ronald Reagan

"The nearest thing to eternal life we will e ver se e on this earth is a government program"
- Ronald Reagan

"I've laid down the law, though, to everyone from now on about anything that happens: no matter what time it is, wake me, even if it's in the middle of a Cabinet meeting."
- Ronald Reagan

"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first."
- Ronald Reagan

"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."
- Ronald Reagan

"Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book."
- Ronald Reagan

"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference. The Marines don't have that problem."

- Ronald Reagan

"No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.

- Ronald Reagan

"If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under."
- Ronald Reagan

Gas and immigration Plan

This was too good not to post!

New Gas Plan.... Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The
best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal
immigrants! That would be
11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would have to
come down as a result.

New Immigration Plan... Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the
border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand
him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if
he wants to come to America, then he must serve a tour in the
military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he
defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a
legal patriot.
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a
solution for the troops in Iraq, and the aliens trying to make a
better life for themselves.

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the
canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.

Happy New Year 2007

Yes it is the dawn of a brand new year, how exciting! There are many things to look forward to. The future is now so we must be ready for all the opportunities it presents. 2006 was an interesting year both personally and professionally. I don't think i will forget the highlights of the year. Most importantly I will not forget the people who have had an impact on my life in 2006. Some of whom we partied with last night and it was fun. 8 hours of eating, drinking, and being merry. Our friends from Virginia Beach were victorious in pictionary and Mrs. Jones once again was a fabulous hostess with the mostess. I promise next year I will host and we can celebrate together once again.

Have a great and prosperous 2007!

See our new years eve party Pics

A new business for you to blow some cash with!

A friend of ours has started a new business, he is a party planner... Ok... an "Event Planner" to be correct... If you are looking at having an event, conference hail and bail or any other social, professional engagment, tell him dewey sent ya and he will give you the special Dewey Cheatem and Howe markup!
Just kidding but be sure to check out the "Wisdom Harvest" Link!

Nutz takes the cute neighbor girl into the wild blue yonder

So i am back in the swing of things and have returned to flying the mighty Tomahawk aeroplane!! Aaah the joys of aviation. Anyhow Crackerz was feeling a little under the weather so the Cute Neighbor girl (CNG) willingly vouluntreed to make the ascent into the azure skies over the tide water. I had fun and I think CNG had some fun as well. I do need to get my pretty wife up and fly her around, maybe when she starts felling a little better.. A bit of a naging cold is pestering her! If anyone in the area wants to go for a ride, please give me a shout and we can work something out!

They go in threes...

And the final one for this sequence is none other then the infamous and brutal dictator

Saddam Hussein!

I dont think he will be sharing a bungalo with JB and the pres.. Saddam's after-life real estate will be a little warmer...

Happy New Year!

Celebrity Death Watch

As I have eluded to over time, celebrities go in threes!
James Brown
Pres. Gerald Ford (East Grand Rapids native)
And ??

Who will be next?

HOLIDAY EATING TIPS

1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet
table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see
carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum
balls.

2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt
scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer than single-malt scotch. You
can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares
that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to
turn into an eggnog-aholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have
one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!

3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of
gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of
your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy.
Eat the volcano. Repeat.

4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or
whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother?
It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.

5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control
your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat
other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?!

6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New
Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do.
This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the
buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of
eggnog.

7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like
frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position
yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before
becoming the center of attention.
They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're
never going to see them again.

8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or,
if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always
have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor
Day?

9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the
mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have
SOME standards.

10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party
or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Reread
tips; start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner.
Remember this motto to live by:

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of
arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to
skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, totally
worn out and screaming,

"WOO HOO what a ride!"

Read carefully before you vote for the next President!

I concur with what the SS says about GW based off my conversations with SS agents aboard the USS IWO JIMA while it was moored in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina!
NUTZ
Air Force One Passengers

AS THEY SAY IN SPAIN, YOU CAN HAVE NO SECRETS FROM THE SERVANTS!

YOU WILL FIND THE SECRET SERVICE VIEWS ON THE PERSONALITIES OF PAST PRESIDENTS TO BE QUITE INTERESTING.

For those who don't know... Capt. Denny Keast flies for UAL and flew many SAM's (Special Air Mission's) for the White House.

Subject: Secret Service I flew 4 Presidential support missions in the C-141 out of Dover AFB, DE Two for President Johnson and two for President Nixon.


Johnson was a first class jerk and on the two occasions I flew for him, if the Secret Service and their Liaison in the Pentagon hadn't intervened, we would have had to stay on the airplane for hours while he (Johnson) was off somewhere. Nixon never required that and the four (4)
stops we made with him he was cordial to the Secret Service and to me and my crew.

We had a neighbor when I lived in DC who was part of the secret service presidential detail for many years. His stories of Kennedy and Johnson were the same as those I heard from the guys who flew the presidents' plane Yes, Kennedy did have Marilyn Monroe flown in for secret "dates," and LBJ was a typical Texas "good ole boy" womanizer. Nixon, Bush 41, and Carter never cheated on their wives. Clinton cheated, but couldn't match Kennedy or LBJ in style or variety.


The information below is accurate: The elder Bush and current president Bush make it a point to thank and take care of the air crews who fly them around.


When the president flies, there are several planes that also go, one carries the armored limo, another the security detail, plus usually a press aircraft.


Both Bush's made it a point to stay home on holidays, so the Air Force and security people could have a day with their families.

WHAT WAS:

Hillary Clinton was arrogant and orally abusive to her security detail.
She forbade her daughter, Chelsea , from exchanging pleasantries with them. Sometimes Chelsea , miffed at her mother's obvious conceit and mean spiritedness ignored her demands and exchanged pleasantries regardless, but never in her mother's presence.

Chelsea really was a nice, kindhearted, and lovely young lady. The consensus opinion was that Chelsea loved her Mom but did not like her.

Hillary Clinton was continuously rude and abrasive to those who were charged to protect her life. Her security detail dutifully did their job, as professionals should, but they all loathed her and wanted to be on a different detail.

Hillary Clinton was despised by the Secret Service as a whole. Former President Bill Clinton was much more amiable than his wife. Often the Secret Service would cringe at the verbal attacks Hillary would use against her husband. They were embarrassed for his sake by the manner and frequency in which she verbally insulted him, sometimes in the presence of the Secret Service, and sometimes behind closed doors. Even behind closed doors Hillary Clinton would scream and holler so loudly that everyone could hear what she was saying.

Many felt sorry for President Clinton and most wondered why he tolerated it instead of just divorcing his "attack dog" wife. It was crystal clear that the Clinton 's neither liked nor respected each other and this was true long before the Monica Lewinsky scandal. Theirs was genuinely a "marriage of convenience."

Chelsea was much closer to her father than her mother, even after the Lewinsky scandal, which hurt her gravely. Bill Clinton did in fact have charisma, and occasionally would smile at or shake hands with his security detail. Still, he always displayed an obvious air of superiority towards them.

His security detail uniformly believed him to be disingenuous, false, and that he did nothing without a motive that in some way would enhance his image and political career. He was polite, but not kind. They did not particularly like him and nobody trusted him.

WHAT COUL D HAVE BEEN:

Al Gore was the male version of Hillary Clinton. They were more friendly toward each other than either of them were towards former President Clinton.


They were not intimate, so please don't read that in. They were very close in a political way. Tipper Gore was generally nice and pleasant.
She initially liked Hillary but soon after the election she had her "pegged" and no longer liked her or associated with her except for events that were politically obligatory.


Al Gore was far more left wing than Bill Clinton. Al Gore resented Bill Clinton and thought he was too "centrist." He despised all Republicans.
His hatred was bitter and this was long before he announced for the Presidency. This hatred was something that he and Hillary had in common.
They often said as much, even in the presence of their security detail.

Neither of them trusted Bill Clinton and, the Secret Service opined, neither of them even liked Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton did have some good qualities, whereas Al Gore and Hillary had none, in the view of their security details.

Al Gore, like Hillary, was very rude and arrogant toward his security detail. He was extremely unappreciative and would not hesitate to scold them in the presence of their peers for minor details over which they had no control. Al Gore also looked down on them, as they finally observed and learned with certainty on one occasion. Al got angry at his offspring and pointed at his security detail and said, "Do you want to grow up and be like them?"

Word of this insult by the former Vice-President quickly spread and he became disliked by the Secret Service as Hillary. Most of them prayed Al Gore would not be elected President, and they really did have private celebrations in a few of their homes after President Bush won. This was not necessarily to celebrate President Bush's election, but to celebrate Al Gore's defeat.

WHAT IS:

Everyone in the Secret Service wants to be on First Lady Laura Bush's detail. Without exception, they concede that she is perhaps the nicest and most kind person they have ever had the privilege of serving. Where Hillary patently refused to allow her picture to be taken with her security detail, Laura Bush doesn't even have to be asked, she offers.
She doesn't just shake their hand and say, "Thank you." Very often, she will give members of her detail a kindhearted hug to express her appreciation. There is nothing false about her. This is her genuine nature. Her security detail considers her to be a "breath of fresh air."
They joke that comparing Laura Bush with Hillary Clinton is like comparing "Mother Teresa" with the "Wicked Witch of the North."

Likewise, the Secret Service considers President Bush to be a gem of a man to work for. He always treats them with genuine respect and he always trusts and listens to their expert advice. They really like the Crawford, Texas detail. Every time the president goes to Crawford he has a Bar-B-Q for his security detail and he helps serve their meals. He sits with them, eats with them, and talks with them. He knows each of them by their first name, and calls them by their first name as a show of affection. He always asks about their family, the names of which he always remembers. They believe that he is deeply and genuinely appreciative of their service. They could not like, love, or respect anyone more than President Bush.

Most of them did not know they would feel this way, until they had an opportunity to work for him and learn that his manner was genuine and consistent. It has never changed since he began his Presidency. He always treats them with the utmost respect, kindness, and compassion.

My Sweet Husband

For my birthday, Nutz took me to Ruth's Chris Steakhouse for dinner and then to the symphony. Here's a picture taken at dinner.

Cool guy stuff

I am quite thankful of the opportunities life has provided me. Recently
Crackerz and I were sitting on the couch watching the news and a little
blurb came on about bees being used to search for explosives. I proudly
admitted to my lovely wife that a year ago I was briefed on this
particular project. Shortly there after on NCIS, the episode focused on
a "killer" autonomous hummer. One of the characters had a striking
similarity to the director of the Stanford team that participated in
DARPA Challenge 2006. Yes I met this guy as well and rode around in his
cool guy fully autonomous Volkswagen! Not quite a hummer but still
pretty darn cool!

Think I am smoking crack? Check these links out...

http://www.geek.com/news/geeknews/2006Nov/gee20061130041046.htm

http://cs.stanford.edu/group/roadrunner/
Nutz

This a good one!

We've tried to be fair, and we failed. Now let's concentrate on winning.

Crazy Crumbs Website

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Crackerz