They Walk Among Us

Thanks to a special friend in MD for sending this along...


We know most of these people

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone
shouted...."Look at that dead bird!" One of them looked up at the sky and
said..."where???"

They walk among us.

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun
waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the
north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and
has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up
with that stuff."

They walk among us.

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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I
got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was
open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days
a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to
end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific." That satisfied him.

They walk among us.

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My colleague and I were having lunch in our cafeteria, when we
overheard one of our coworkers talking about the
sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a
convertible but didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was
moving.

They walk among us.

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut
through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.


They walk among us.

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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount on both.


They walk among us.

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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to
the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me,
"has your plane arrived yet?"


They walk among us.

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While working at a pizza parlor, I observed a man ordering a small
pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he
would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time
before responding, "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm
hungry enough to eat 6.”

Yep, they walk among us. And drive. And . . .